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Greetings stuffed jalapeno fans!
That was
a short month! It's amazing how time flies when you're having fun!
Gonna be
at the Fiery Foods show this weekend in Albuquerque this weekend. Ought
to be a blast! Hoping to have our new pepper shaped
bamboo cutting boards there. But at this writing we're still waiting
for them to get here.
We're
also bustin' out our new cooker, the Hold'em. It's for making stuffed
bell peppers, baked apples, stuffed onions or tomatoes, and will even
hold game hens. It will be for sale in June. (Production problems)
As always,
Thank You For Your
Support.
"Neighbor" Dave Fillmore
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Ole & Lena
Government surveyors came to Ole's farm in the fall and asked if
they could do some surveying. Ole agreed and Lena even served them a
nice meal at noon time. The next spring, the two surveyors stopped by
and told Ole, "Because you were so kind to us, we wanted to give you
this bad news in person instead of by letter. Ole replied,
"What's the bad news?
The surveyors stated, "Well, after our work we discovered your farm is
not in Minnesota, but is actually in South Dakota!" Ole looked at Lena
and said," That's the best news I have heard in a long time, why I just
told Lena this Morning, I don't think I can take another winter in
Minnesota."
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Show Dates
March
Mar
5,6,7 Fiery Foods Show
Albuquerque
New Mexico
Mar 26,27,28
Peddler Show
Fredericksburg TX
April
April 10&11
Katy Gift Market
Katy TX
April 22,23&24 Spring Market
Lufkin Junior League
Lufkin TX
If there is a show around where you are and you would like us to come,
drop us a line, we'll see what we can do.
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Jack
Daniel's Fishing Story
I
finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran
out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and
frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the
frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog
and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the
snake without getting bit. I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniel's and
poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went
limp, I released him into the lake without incident, and carried on my
fishing with the frog. A little later I felt a nudge on my foot. There
was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
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New Stuff
Cutting Board
Hold'em |
Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell
head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same
city only a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started
asking her out when they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs,
restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that
Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better
than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship,
Ed took Dorothy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting
for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love
with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship
continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and
ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a
total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In
short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem,
for us, you'd better say so now!"
Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a
problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're
being totally honest with each other, you need to know that about the
last five years I've been a hooker."
"I see," Ed replied thoughtfully. He looked down at the table, and was
quiet for a moment, deep in serious thought then he added, "You know,
it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you
hit the ball."
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